The Most Pathetic Way To Find Mr. Right

Did anyone else see this ad on Facebook? I grew a six-pack from laughing so hard. Not to call anyone out but how pathetic do you have to be to download this application in order to have a virtual relationship with a virtual Mr. Right…that you created yourself! According to the application page, your virtual Mr. Right will “keep you cozy on all those lonely nights.” How? Virtual warmth? And not to be anal but that phrase just sounds funny. Grammar check please.